Thursday, May 19, 2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Baby Mama is Revealed: He is Down with the Brown and Loves the Bunda
Arnie was creeping on his wife. The love child's baby mama is a woman of color. When I saw her picture I said "damn." Arnie, dude, you can do so much better.
But alas, Governor Schwarzenegger's peccadillo is my chance to post some classic Conan, Arnold in his prime, chasing the punani and boasting about his orgasmic prowess clips. I could care less about the governator's adultery. I am a ghetto nerd 1980s baby who just loves him some of the Terminator.
Crom would be proud of your recklessness Arnold. Yes, he would. But next time, find a queen worthy of your super sperm.