Fittingly, 2 songs were running through my head during the debate.
Song number one:
Song number two:
One great parody came to mind as well--just substitute Obama and Hillary as needed:
And bro'Bama when you gave that weak answer on immigration reform I wanted to "insert hand into throat" in order to vomit. Bro'Bama, you better wake up and come stronger on this issue because the "brown" part of the coalition you are pulling for has no love for a brother.